King Louis’ Decapitated Head Jumping Out of a Vowel

King Louis’ Decapitated Head Jumping Out of a Vowel By Wolf Larsen I chop off your head and give it to an abstraction, the color yellow jumps up and dashes your head in a million fast directions, you all chop off your heads – fry them – and present them to Caligula, then a wild […]

Three ochre and maroon clad monks walk into a bar.

Three ochre and maroon clad monks walk into a bar. By Shawn Misener Whaddya havin? asks the stylish existential mid-twenties female bartender. The first monk orders a scotch on the rocks. The second monk orders a rum and coke. The third monk orders a long island. I have to ask, the bartender says, but doesn’t […]