Dead Astronauts, Helpoemer, Vaucanson’s Automaton, Zardoz, Giorgio De Chirico, The Smurf Queen Editoress of Indiana, Eiga Monogatari; Try that on for Synthesizer

Dead Astronauts, Helpoemer, Vaucanson’s Automaton, Zardoz, Giorgio De Chirico, The Smurf Queen Editoress of Indiana, Eiga Monogatari; Try that on for Synthesizer By Quasimofo The Battle of Karansebes 1788–Austrian scouts come upon a group of Wallachian gypsies who sell them schnappes. They get drunk. Austrian infantry approaches. Austrian scouts pose as enemy Turks to scare […]

On Arriving at the Age of 46; Bloodmoon, Beer Summit, Luetzow’s Freikorps, Brestaurant, Megas Doux, NewRetroWave, and ‘The Five Venoms’

On Arriving at the Age of 46; Bloodmoon, Beer Summit, Luetzow’s Freikorps, Brestaurant, Megas Doux, NewRetroWave, and ‘The Five Venoms’ By Quasimofo Centipede; Laerte’s Orchard: is it wrong to poop in the shower? Or read Kerouac’s “Mexican Lonliness” in the voice of Dalek Sec leader of the cult of Skaro? Virginia Woolf drowns in her […]

Perlemorskyer, Hellpainter Tangentleman, Man Merkin, Italian Cordial Liquore Coffee, Com Truise, Kitten Handler Encyclical; A Poem Written on Margot Tenenbaum’s Naked Backside

Perlemorskyer, Hellpainter Tangentleman, Man Merkin, Italian Cordial Liquore Coffee, Com Truise, Kitten Handler Encyclical; A Poem Written on Margot Tenenbaum’s Naked Backside by Quasimofo OnE.  Uhtceare– smoking pot with the Potus, scratching scrotums with the Scotus, i hit long balls that carom off Tex-Mex Shiva hissing “¡Ocupado!” from the junkyard shitter. ‘Gruel me once, shame on […]

American Ale, Surrealist Spookaboo, Baby Huey, Ecstatic Cling Abstract Wrap, and Reclining Buddha Nature Sticky Observatory…

American Ale, Surrealist Spookaboo, Baby Huey, Ecstatic Cling Abstract Wrap, and Reclining Buddha Nature Sticky Observatory… [Saxon High King Wuffa Remix] ———————————————————————————————————————- i. i can’t read or write poetry so i throw the bones of words phrases thoughts and prophesize how you’ll beat cannibalistic missing link: i am not a troll. i am a billy […]

Bikini Girl from Kung Pow, Das Horn Niello, Märzen-style Ale for what ails Shia Labeouf; Wrecked Pimp Galfonier

  Bikini Girl from Kung Pow, Das Horn Niello, Märzen-style Ale for what ails Shia Labeouf; Wrecked Pimp Galfonier by Quasimofo “Everything that surrounds us has been designed–from the paperclip and the iPod, to our homes and the way we live.” –from ‘DESIGN: A-Z’  –Bayley and Conran– i want explicit vulgar sex before during and […]

SuBuRBuBoNIc vAgUe, HeMpCrEte, [beAn COunTiNg CoMMiE BeaRS], weS AnDerSON CoDiCil, StEReOlAb’s “MaRGeriNe ecLIPse”–i Am ‘GeSPanNT wiE Ein fLiTzeBOgeN’

SuBuRBuBoNIc vAgUe, HeMpCrEte, [beAn COunTiNg CoMMiE BeaRS], weS AnDerSON CoDiCIl, StEReOlAb’s “MaRGeriNe ecLIPse”–i Am ‘GeSPanNT wIe eIn fLITzeBOgeN’ by Quasimofo i. Son of Big Chief Moleskin: my mind goes to dark places (which are the same as the light places with the switch flipped).. i’m afraid of the hate mail disguised as love mail pawned […]

Readymades Esoterica & El Stinko Picasso in a Massausage Fest Catabasis For Svelte Boobirds While Eating Angry Whoppers On GTA V Fagioes En Route to a Drift Float Spa

Readymades Esoterica & El Stinko Picasso in a Massausage Fest Catabasis For Svelte Boobirds While Eating Angry Whoppers On GTA V Fagioes En Route to a Drift Float Spa by Quasimofo “Do you think Miss Saeki knew what all the lyrics mean?” Oshima looks up, listening to the thunder as if calculating how far away […]

A Poem on Pictures from Taschen’s ‘Decorative Art 70s’.

A Poem on Pictures from Taschen’s ‘Decorative Art 70s’. by Quasimofo “The constraints placed on both architects and designers by the economic recession which dominated the 1970’s served only to spur on their creativity. While inventiveness characterized the work of the avant-garde during these years, that of the mainstream–bar a few notable exceptions–was typically bland, […]

Coonskin Cap Catechism Amanuensis of Neufchâtel Bucaramanga Supremo with Takeda Shingen as Second Chapbook

Coonskin Cap Catechism Amanuensis of Neufchâtel Bucaramanga Supremo with Takeda Shingen as Second Chapbook by Davy Quasimofo i. Bishamonten pops Chicharrónes at laser car wash guaranteed ‘no touch’: We’re profane cause we fill propane next to ‘i-phone repair’ banners & i’m in line to get chicken since there’s only so many sushi girls i can […]